UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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