I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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