my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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