everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
this just has baby written all over it
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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