Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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