PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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