I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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