My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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