I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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