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(518): View more from New York

i just had sex bonerless

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.

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(602): View more from Arizona

You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink

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(865): View more from Tennessee

it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried

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(206): View more from Washington

Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"

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