Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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