He is an equal opportunity slut.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Send help, water and tortillas.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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