Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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