Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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