And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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