Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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