I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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