I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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