Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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