I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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