he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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