my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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