awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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