he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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