I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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