You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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