what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Randomize
