I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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