Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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