i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
