some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
