I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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