Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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