I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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