her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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