i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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