me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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