I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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