Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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