physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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