Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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