just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize