I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Randomize
