Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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