yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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