kristin has been a bad kristin
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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