therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
