is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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