im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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