I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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