Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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