The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
either way he was missing a nipple.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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