Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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