Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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