do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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