Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Sober January is a disaster.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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