I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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